Ridiculous Ceiling

A limit to how ridiculous, stupid, or insane something said or done can get before drawing the line. Lacking such a "ceiling" implies that either such a person is incapable or unwilling to realize they have gone too far.

Their points made sense at first but then they just kept doubling down on the garbage they have no ridiculous ceiling

by insanegod July 20, 2018

Philadelphia Ceiling Fan

Sexual act wherein male is positioned directly over female with female performing fellatio. As male is about to climax, he pulls out and rapidly flings penis back and forth, smattering female's face with ejaculate, or in this case, cream cheese.

Dude, she took that Philadelphia Ceiling Fan like a champ.

by Mr. Cleo August 26, 2006

ceiling

an upper limit to something

He proposed putting a 3 hour ceiling on gaming time.

by The Return of Light Joker April 6, 2009

Ceiling Fan

A spinning object on your ceiling. Commonly used to strap children to as punishment.

Billy said a bad word?! Better strap him to the Ceiling Fan

by RustyVegetable August 19, 2019

ceiling of my mouth

The upper portion of the inside of the mouth. More commonly and incorrectly referred to as the "roof" of the mouth. This doesn't make sense because it's inside, like a ceiling, not outside, like a roof. The scalp and hair are the roof of your head, and your mouth has a ceiling.

Jim: "Hey Dan, want some tortilla chips or some Captain Crunch?"

Dan: "No thanks. Last night, I made a pizza in the oven, and like an idiot, I bit into a piece right away. The hot cheese burned the ceiling of my mouth. It hurts. I need to eat apple sauce for a few days".

by orangek July 20, 2011

robot in the ceiling

(1) A comment that when taken in context makes little to no sense.

(2) A non-sequitur

(3) An answer to a question that was not asked

(In a DJ booth at a radio station)
Matt: "All the equipment's supposed to be new right?"
Alex: "Yeah, there used to be a robot in the ceiling."
Matt: "I just meant how all the equipment's supposed to be new."

by barthooper91 November 19, 2010

ceiling fan

A man is having sex with a woman on a bed and the woman is on top when the man gives an especially hard thrust, sending the woman's head into the ceiling fan. After this, the woman is sent reeling in pain, at which time the man ejaculates into the woman's bleeding scalp.

I ceiling fanned that bitch last night, now I have blood stains on my wall.

by flompydonkydick August 21, 2007