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spider on the ceiling

The Jedi mind trick of dutch ovens. The act of blowing vile ass vapors under the covers and then tricking your bed partner into pulling the covers over their own head by telling them that there is a spider on the ceiling. Far worse than a dutch oven because they did it to themselves.
Stephen released a vile, gassy emission under the covers and then told Mary (names changed to protect the innocent) that there was a spider on the ceiling. Mary immediately pulled the covers over her head to hide from the non-existent spider, effectively giving herself a dutch oven. Stephen giggled to himself as Mary puked repeatedly.
by Winthorp Pennington, Esq. March 17, 2009
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Cecilly

A super classy, creative girl with a smile that could blind the sun. Never disagreeable but always willing to disagree. Conjures thoughts that even the grandest of sounding lines couldn't fathom. Her sweat is sometimes marketed as other women's perfume. Feisty is both her scent and her manner. Some say she will take over the world.
Dude 1: I had this idea, but then it blew up in my face and now I'm blind!
Dude 2: Oh, you mean a Cecilly spoke with you?
Dude 1: Whatever you want to call her, it was like intellectual guerrilla warfare coupled with cruel and unusual punishment!
by Twain November 3, 2012
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cesilia

A sweet amazing girl, very intelligent beauty flows from this person. Very clumsy but fun to be around. Her smile brightens up a room has hands soft as silk eyes as green as emeralds.
Cesilia is too beautiful
by qwerty90q May 21, 2012
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Cecilie

She is one of the most if not the most amazing people you will ever find on earth

the thing about her is that she is real. She will have you back no matter what and always stand by your side.
She is unbelievably beautiful, Sexy AF and SMOKING hot.

She is independent and determent on everything she is doing.
She is real and lovely.
if you have a Cecilie like min ein your life, do everything in your power to keep her. And she will do the same for you.
Life: *sucks*
Cecilie: I am here for you
Me: how the f*uck are you this amazing?
by NoaogNala April 1, 2020
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Ceile

This girl is magical and possibly the most amaxing woman you would ever meet. Literally jaw on the floor beautiful, intelligent, funny and the girl can dance.

When in a room, she owns the room. Once you meet her you will love her always.
Every man is in love with her, whether he admits it or not. The one that has her wont let her go. Woman not only want to be her, they want to be with her.
She will drive you insane, she will make you laugh, she will make you angry, she will own you
Love her and you will love her forever, lose her and you will regret it forever

Dont let this one out of your sight
I dont even know why but I love Ceile
by jack o neill October 20, 2011
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Paint the ceiling red

To blow your head with a shotgun in such a way that the brain matter would cover the ceiling
Lad 1 : You suck at Hoi4
Lad 2 : go paint the ceiling red
by Mustard_Gas April 10, 2022
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cecile

an insanely hot girl that makes all the guys fall for her just by looking at them.
"oh shit she's hot"
"what a cecile"
by hello09876543345678 December 24, 2009
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