Madonna Cattle Rancher

You seek out the prettiest of the prettiest of migrant workers from a field and proceed to have your man junk jerked, preferably into a pile of dirt.
Tom had to pay off his gambling debts on Sunday with a Madonna Cattle Rancher
by Balls of Steel Froman January 03, 2010
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oklahoma cattle prod

When a man takes a turkey baster filled with urine and empties it up a woman's butt. He then quickly pulls out the baster and pushes in a butt plug or his dick. This produces a stinging sensation, hence the name "cattle prod"
Bill: "Last night after Lucy broke up with me gave her an oklahoma cattle prod"
Joe: "Damn, good for you"
by P3RV-E November 06, 2014
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australian cattle fuck

The act of being put on your hands and knees (doggy style) with a cow bell tightly strapped to your neck with a thick leather belt and then having 5 or more aboriginals gang bang you
I.e cattle prod may be used
I let some friends australian cattle fuck me.
by Baron von dickenballs December 29, 2015
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albanian cattle sack

When 8 German tourists in Alabama dress up as futuristic pilgrims and before an orgy they ceremoniously kill a bull, hollow out its ballsack while listening to system of a down (Armenian metal band) once they perform the ceremony they crawl into the ballsack and an orgy ensues for 12.5 minutes and then they repeat once a month
Hey Franz and Claus, are you guys ready for our monthly Albanian cattle sack?
by AdamnGeraldo April 27, 2017
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Big hat no cattle

The unofficial motto of the state of Texas
As with most people in Texas he is just big hat no cattle
by Trout monkey February 28, 2011
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Swedish Cattle Prod

Take some type of hot peppery substance and place on your finger and insert it into anothers ass.
When my girlfriend acts bad I give her the Swedish Cattle Prod.
by The V.I.P. October 31, 2006
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big hat, no cattle

a poser.
someone who is tries hard, but still doesnt get it.
someone who brags tremendously about thier doings, but it's all a lie to make them look better.
He's got a big hat, but no cattle.
by crayola March 30, 2004
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