catastrophised

When you’re planning a disaster and you prioritize the possible outcomes.

Will: What if dad gets Covid before his heart goes out?
Frank: It’s been catastrophised.

Stuart: Check the list.

by stuartc1 December 1, 2020

Catastrophe

The First Canonical God in Riley's Dream Tales. Often a burnt scrotum, Catastrophe will do anything to be neutral.

Riley: I'm Catastrophe
Calamity: Welcome back, Catastrophe

by Layton, Hershel April 6, 2021

Catastrophic Planetary Devastation

Ur mom

people seeing ur mom = CATASTROPHIC PLANETARY DEVASTATION

by RustyIronWolf June 4, 2021

Catastrophuck

When everything goes to hell in a hand basket.

The unsupervised apprentices were allowed to run amuck. It was an utter Catastrophuck.

by Dickgozinnya February 3, 2022

Catastrophmy

To be in a state of blasphemy. Or confused.

I am in complete catastrophmy after that one

by Hornswaggled March 17, 2022

Catastrophic Cherry Coke

When a girl is on their period and has diarrhea at the same time.

Dude I heard Jennifer ate some bad shrimp and got catastrophic cherry Coke

by Timmy_CC July 2, 2022

Catastrophic Decompression

When the pants have been successfully jettisoned, but the cargo bay door catastrophically fails prior to completing cheek to seat docking.

I had too much Chipotle last night and experienced a catastrophic decompression this morning.

by WeinerParty November 17, 2022