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Catholic girl syndrome 

An ex catholic or Christian girl who has been suppressing all emotions or traits that her religious peers would deem as impure or sinful, sometimes being anger and traits that are not associated with femininity but usually sexual desire.
As soon as she realised she was not going to burn in hell for having pre marital sex she got straight to business, talk about catholic girl syndrome.

Catholic Divorce 

Is not an actual divorce, but a situation wherein two Catholics(very often Irish-Catholics) who should get a divorce refuse to on religious grounds (The Catholic Church does not allow for divorce). They end up living together but seperately in the same house. They will have seperate beds and rooms (on different floors if possible) and will keep their finances seperate. Everything but the couples eventually becomes seperated. The goal is to have as little of contact as possible with each other while technically still married, if asked those couples living under such conditions will say they are doing it, "for the good of the children." Which is a lie since there will be no divorce once the children leave and children will often advocate for their parents to legally divorce.
Did you know Jimmy's parents live in seperate parts of the house and have seperate banks accounts and barely even talk to each other?

Yeah, that is because they have a Catholic Divorce.
Catholic Divorce by Jersey5454 January 12, 2012

Catholic Afterparty 

10 big hot steamy men having sex
Yo are you in for the Catholic Afterparty?
Just keep that rosary away from my cheeks bro

Catholic School girl 

i'm a Catholic School girl, therefore i do everything better than you.

Catholic School 

✨ a waste of time
The teachers are a bunch of fads and have absolutely no clue on what they're doing. They just teach their for a pay check. They make you take these stupid religion classes which don't even mater btw since no one there gives a shit about God. It's so hard to make friends. It's rooted in hell
Catholic School hardly teaches you anything !
Catholic School by jungkooksgf December 17, 2021