just-in-caseball bat

a baseball bat kept at close range in case you feel you are going to need to throw down with somebody

Tad - Dude, I'm gonna fu*k you up son.
Emilio - Luckily, I brought my just-in-caseball bat

by treye May 23, 2008

cased

Performing a motorcycle jump or stunt and landing hard enough to compress the bike's suspension to the point of hitting the frame or 'case' on the ground.

That spode landed that jump too short and cased it.

by mreverting September 19, 2007

meat case

a guy that says he is straight but has homosexual tendencies while under the influence of mind altering substances. while not under the influence of mind altering substances said guy will deny having aforementioned homosexual tendencies while under the influence of mind altering substances.

Dj was touching men while we were high last night, he is such a meat case

by king jonman July 2, 2006

Glenn Case

A musician who has over 440 songs. Very few people have heard of him, but that doesn't mean hes bad. If fact, his music is very good as most people who have heard will tell you. He is best known for his best 10,000 song list and doing all the music for Captain S .

Dad: What is that whining sound coming from your ipod?
Joey: Thats Glenn Case! And its music not whining!
Dad: (whiney imitation) its captain s!

by StarFur March 9, 2009

a case of the R.Kellys

An uncontrolable urge to urinate (piss) all over the underage cracked-out whore you brought back to your hotel room. There is also a 50% chance one of your assclown friends video tapes it.

I had this bitch back at my pad and I got a wicked case of the R.Kelly's (AKA Golden Shower) so I lit that skank up from my fire hose.

by Dianycis September 15, 2005

Case a Joint

To "case a joint" is to check out the details to, and make speculations about, a home, car, store or other location for means of getting in undetected and/or removing material from said location.

Usually referred to negatively as a means to describe being suspicious someone is going to steal someone's belongings, it can also simply be a synonym for reconnaissance.

1. That banger over there was casing the joint when I came in this morning.

2. Tell Tommy to go case the Sanders' joint and see if Paulie's car is there.

3. I saw you going out to case a joint earlier, you better not take anything.

by Troy LeVasseur May 23, 2007

catching a case

When you are interested in someone who is much younger than you; very much illegal

boy 1 (senior in highschool) : damn you're cute, can i get your snap?
girl 1: sure!
boy 1: so you like a junior....like 16?
girl 1: No! haha I'm 14, a freshman
boy 1: that's catching a case, sorry lemme know when you're 16

by lolswagmaster2014 May 31, 2018