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capital touch

The act of violating someone's knee or elbow with a slight touch with a hand or a foot in an awkward manner.
by OhPeter103 March 6, 2015
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Woke Capitalism

An arrogant, pretentious and self-righteous approach to critical social issues that immediately vaporizes when doing so conflicts with your financial interests.
"Yes, we all do have freedom of speech, but at times there are negative financial ramifications that can happen when you're not thinking about other people’s wallets and you're only thinking about yourself."

“Yah, that dude wasn't edumacated on the situation at hand and it cost me some serious bank.”
“He apparently didn’t get the memo on woke capitalism.”
by Reluctant Adult November 3, 2019
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Capital Dump

The act of taking a dump that fills up the pot.
Man....I have to take a Capital Dump.
by ugfest January 12, 2007
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Capitalhippie

People who don’t care about money, but have money.
Look at this dirty guy with sandals, I heard he is a VC, such a Capitalhippie.
by ShashkoHagever June 15, 2019
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Nomad Capitalist

Someone who follows global trends and moves his/her money, business, and/or person to the country or countries where they are treated best. They don't stay in a country that overtaxes them or deprives them of freedom just because its "patriotic". Someone who seeks out the best opportunities anywhere and takes advantage, never becoming complacent.
Bob's family moved from Zimbabwe to the United States, only to find out the government is taking away their economic freedoms. So they moved to Singapore and opened a bank account in Switzerland. They're Nomad Capitalists.
by Nomad Capitalist March 22, 2013
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Fuck capitalism!

A phrase used by those sick and tired of the current class-divided profit-driven capitalist system, who tend to want socialism / communism instead — but not the old state-run capitalist economies that the Soviet Union, Maoist China etc once had, and which North Korea, Cuba etc still have today.
Putin blames those in control of NATO, America and ‘the West’ for the horrific war in Ukraine, and therefore doesn’t see all the deaths, injuries and destruction as being his fault. Whereas NATO, America and the West do blame Putin and his regime. In reality, all these leaders and their countries’ rival ruling classes and competing economies are to blame. Fuck capitalism!
by commiekarl March 14, 2022
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false capital

When large well known cities are not the capital of a state, the capital usually winds up being a city that no one ever hears about. Examples, Harrisburg PA, Albany NY, Carson City, Nevada etc.
Person: Wtf? Philadelhpia isn't the capital of PA? NYC isn't the capital of NY!!?!? Las Vegas isn't the capital of Nevada?!?!?

Me: Yup, there all false capitals
by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008
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