Band Cancer

A person in a marching band, whether it be Highschool or College, who constantly causes a disfigured shape or form within the structure/picture the band is trying to display. This person has either very poor perception, disabled in some way, or just lazy.

Guy 1: "Dude, the flower in our last formation looked like a giant dick on field..."
Guy 2: "It was that dumb clarinet bitch..."
Guy 1: *Facepalm* *sigh* "Band cancer, right there...."

by Wolfgang7990 December 13, 2010

the cancer that is killing /b/

The epitome of everything that is wrong on 4chan's /b/ nowadays. A purulent mixture of forced memes, unfunny copypasta, srs discussions, newfags, butthurt oldfags and general faggotry.

The only answer is the chemo, starting with a facepalm

ahah U LAFF U LOSE!!!1!!1

OMG LONGCAT EPIC WIN!!11

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

WHEN I WAS

Newfag: OMG that is so sick! U need to go to hell for that, you make baby jesus sad :'(

Oldfag: This, guys, is the cancer that is killing /b/

by Alogy May 7, 2008

Cancer Man

On the TV show "The X-Files," Fox Mulder's cigarette-smoking, shadowy, primary nemesis throughout the show's run from 1993 - 2002.

Whenever he appeared he was always either smoking, lighting up, rudely blowing smoke in someone's face, or putting out one of his trademark "Morley" cigarettes.

He may have headed up Federal agencies such as the FBI, CIA, and NSA, and he was apparently responsible for the abduction of Mulder's sister and was potentially their actual biological father. He also apparently had some role in almost every government conspiracy/coverup dating back at least as far as the 1947 Roswell, NM extraterrestrial incident.

His real name was finally revealed to be "C.G.B. Spender" in the 6th season of the show.

Mulder: "Tell me where they've taken Scully, you black-lunged son-of-a-bitch!"

Cancer Man (while lighting a Morley and walking away): "All in good time... Mulder."

by dookeyboy December 21, 2010

CalderonFan4Life

CalderonFan4Life, or James, is a former twitch streamer and current youtuber. He was well known on Twitch for threatening children over the internet and being a bald racist. He often tried to make kids think that he was cool by rapping and playing popular games. He eventually retired from streaming after he got tired of being bullied by internet trolls. James, now 38 years old, spends his days sitting around for hours while waiting for pink diamond codes and looking at pictures of biceps. A NFL Football career was in his future, until a terrible injury sidelined him during his senior year of high school.

Person 1: When is CalderonFan4Life streaming again?
Person 2: Never, he’s too scared. He knows chat runs his stream.
Person 1: Big Facts

by NIDWIW🤟😂 August 1, 2018

candemonium

The childhood excitement felt when there's so much candy.

The children brought their candy to school after Halloween. They were so excited, it was candemonium.

by Meand2MiniMes October 31, 2019

Cancerville

Is located at the Rapistan HQ in India and Pakistan with roughly over 100 cancer scrubs on standby ready to go out to war. They have been announced by Discord of being the #1 trending cancer related server known on the application leading to the leaders of the holy grail of obtaining the Korean Face Mask trophy. Also Mansuki is banned from the server so RIP

"owo cancerville give me tummy gummy aches"
"Camaro or Fabre as cunt lords?"
"Cummies tummies fabre is giving me gummies"

by eshaytkl January 17, 2020

It can't cure cancer

A statement made by dumb people regarding scientific and medical research or progress. Due to the individuals lack of understanding, they assume that diverting resources to scientific pursuits is pointless unless its about solving a problem like curing a disease.

Who cares about funding NASA's next space project, it can't cure cancer or anything important.

by Stan Rezaee June 8, 2016