can't catch a break

nothing ever works out

Katia's phone always breaks, she always gets her stuff stolen and her bus lady hates her!
Katia can't catch a break!

by boomswag420420420 April 13, 2014

Bueno Can't Complaino

Being well or Bueno. So bueno in fact, you cannot complain. Or if you are a doucher, "Complaino."

Chad: "Hey Jake. How are you doing?"
Jake: "Bueno can't complaino."
Chad: "Go fuck yourself."

by Will Dog April 10, 2009

I can't brain

Someone will say this when they cannot think properly or well enough

Today is Monday, and I can't brain.

by CoffeeShop2003 May 29, 2018

can't lose

Unwillingness to do something that is asked or required of you.

Go mow that grass. "I can't lose G"

by pleth June 7, 2003

Can't Get Right

adjective describing an individual who is constantly fucking up, causing fuck ups, or is always in the middle of a fucked up situation

noun-person who is constantly looking like Helen Keller dressed them

Man1: Dude there goes Cory again! Look at him.

Man2: Man, Cory is one can't get right mutha fucker.

by mjp917s November 20, 2010

can't take a hint

Can't understand an innuendo, or can't connect the ideas and find out that there's an implicit meaning there.

I was acting uninterested the whole time and even avoiding him, but the flirty boy can't take a hint.

by GBalan July 17, 2011

It can't cure cancer

A statement made by dumb people regarding scientific and medical research or progress. Due to the individuals lack of understanding, they assume that diverting resources to scientific pursuits is pointless unless its about solving a problem like curing a disease.

Who cares about funding NASA's next space project, it can't cure cancer or anything important.

by Stan Rezaee June 8, 2016