naked hallway collision

The Naked Hallway Collision: occurs when two recently fucked chicks meet naked in the middle of the hall after said fucking.

Girls must be complete randoms and must be unaware of each others presence. Must be naked. No other circumstances apply.

Roommate #1 brings slut home.
Roommate #1 Fucks said slut
Roommate #2 brings unrelated slut from different game

Roommate #2 Fucks said unrelated slut

Slut #1 Walks out of Room Naked
Slut #2 Walks out of Room Naked
Both Sluts (mind you, unrelated), pause
Both Sluts return to respected roommates room.

Hence the Naked Hallway Collision NHC

by G kirk April 22, 2011

full frontal collision

When two people collide head-on, making contact with each other's genitals. Followed by severe physical and emotional discomfort.

Jake and Caden were in a nasty full frontal collision the other day, meat-to-meat.

by princerinse December 28, 2024

Calliwonkerd

out of whack, skewed, out of place

My hair is all calliwonkerd today.

by Emdawg313 July 19, 2011

collison test

The act of suddenly hitting a girl's boob or a man's privates with a lot of force

If you're mad at your friend, Collison test them; they'll quite being annoying and focus on their pain.

by Dyl Tommy December 10, 2015

Cullison

A genuinely chill, big hearted, fat guy. Can be sweet, but boy does he love to eat!

"Hey who's that nice chunky guy" "oh that's a cullison"

by Jonathan cullison July 25, 2018

Collusion

secret or illegal cooperation or conspiracy, especially in order to cheat or deceive others.

When meatball mountain and the hitman have private talks about joining forces leaving Hanks in the dust which ends up being collusion

by ABC 545 August 19, 2019

Collusion

Webster's dictionary definition of collusion- any act, transaction or rules changes that do not directly benefit the standing commissioner of The Real Americans fantasy football league!

Collusion! I will use my powers as commissioner to veto that trade because it is fair and does not help me beat the rest of you

by Uppgreyedd October 2, 2019