colon calculation

Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.

Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.

by greenbird23 September 26, 2013

Calculator Gremlins

The gremlins inside the calculator that solve the math problems

Texas Instruments has recently captured and employed 100,000 more calculator gremlins to entrap in the latest model of the TI-84+CE

by Cheeseburger America Man May 6, 2023

calculator

a god that can help you on a math test

kid 1 : i got a -5 on my math test
kid 2 : i got a 100 becasue of my calculator

by nani-uwu December 7, 2020

Mongolian Calculator

For the people that are cheating but say they are playing legitimately.

A: You're obviously wall hacking yknow.
B: Nah man, just the mongolian calculator messing with our game.

by isthisaproperpseudonym December 15, 2020

Calculator

Tool you use to calculate your children in your basement

Pedo "time to use my calculator for my children"
They are mostly orphans

by Skkskdkd January 6, 2021

calculator

people say its an cheating device, but in reality, its the thing that most people use because the problems are way to hard to do in your brain.

guy: ok now all i need to do is multiply the results
Q: 25 x 99 = ?
guy: oh god i need to use my calculator

by someone else thats not u February 9, 2021

Calculator

What asians are not allowed to own or they risk a... well..... other asians understand.

Dad: "Is this yours?"
Reveals my calculator

Me: "N....n....N-n-n-n-n-o, maybe its Pui's."
Next door neighbour: "Why does it sound like Wang is humping the wall?"
His wife: "Must've found his sons calculator."

by Xyanid3 February 26, 2021