internet caffeine

Something that can be lame, weird, bizarre, strange or funny that happens on the Internet. Similar to RL caffeine, yet somehow not as tasty.

A: Did you hear about J?
J: She busted a nut while freewheeling to polka.
A: OMG how did you know?!
J: I'm J.
A: x_x
J: Well, that's internet caffeine.

by Thatguywith2020vision June 29, 2011

caffeine toxic

When one who has had so much caffeine that they have become extremely intoxicated with the energizing substance and are left to be peeled off the ceiling with a spatula.

Person A: Holy shit, B, you're really caffeine toxic... I'll go get the spatula
Person B: *Stuck to ceiling*

by Stabby91 July 7, 2005

caffeine colonic

The experience of a colonic, or the symptoms associated with a colonic, as a result of drinking too much coffee

Mate, just had a caffeine colonic from all that coffee i just drank!

by RubberCustard May 25, 2007

caffeinely

Adjective. Very fast, in a stress out way. Could also involve shaking hands.

I went with this guy last night, he came caffeinely fast!

by thisiscafetiere November 22, 2011

Caffeinesnail

Great guy.

"I love Caffeinesnail"

by Not caffeinesnail July 8, 2013

Caffeineohollic

One who is addicted to caffeine

Alyson is a caffeineohollic

by WassabiChild November 19, 2016

Caffeinopathy

A disease of the central nervous system caused by ingesting an excessive amount of caffeine on an empty stomach over a long period of time. Symptoms of the disease include constant jitteriness, sleep deprivation, increased blood pressure, increased heart rate, increased pulse rate, increased respiration rate, and a major crash to the body.

Sorry ma'am, you've been diagnosed with caffeinopathy.

by Dr. Ocular Strange March 27, 2018