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French Canada

1. Mostly consists of Quebec.
2.
"Theres no Canada like French Canada, its the best Canada in the land. the other canada is hardly canada, if you lived here for a day you' d understand.
Theres no Canada like French Canada, its the best canada in the land, the other Canada, is a bullshit canada, if you lived here for a day you'd understand.
you'd understand
i think you'd understand.
by Wendy January 5, 2004
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blame canada

What you should do in case of an unfortunate incident where no one is really to blame. By far the answer to everything.
Jojo: My TV broke again!
Chris: Those damn Canadians!
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Krisite: Dangit, my "Blame Canada" sign smeared!
Lisa: Stupid Canadians!
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Roofus: My electricity bill's higher than ever!
Juliet: Those worthless eskimos are leaking our energy from the border!
by Fitzpatrick April 28, 2005
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canadas history

Canada's History is a depraved sexual act first performed around 1898 in the lawless Yukon territory by "Meaty" Georges Gagnon, a French-Canadian prospector during the Klondike Gold Rush. Georges performed the act on many willing and unwilling men, women, children, and domesticated animals (the rumors of this act being performed on moose and kodiak bears are unconfirmed). The act was called a "Dark mar on Canada's History" by local politicians, and "the only interesting thing in Canada's History" by American papers sensationalizing the Klondike Gold Rush.

The act itself was said to originally consist of Georges approaching with moose antlers strapped to his head. Georges (known for having meaty lumberjack hands) would then proceed to fist the orifice of his victim. Georges would proceed to insert his penis into the fist within the orifice and masturbate to ejaculation.

Georges used "the only lubrication worthy of a true Canadian Gold Man", maple syrup. He would chug the syrup, while cursing the Queen and lavishly praising Gold.

Modernly, the act has changed to honor hockey legend, Wayne Gretzky (many considered it source of his greatness). A proper rendition of Canada's History now requires that the victim be bent over, face resting in the cup, which is filled to the brim with maple syrup.

The act risks asphyxiation and is so dangerous that Canadian Healthcare System uses a form called a 1206c(h), which is to be filled out in the case of injuries resulting from the act.
Roommate 1: Geez, eh, you were loud last night with that girl. What were you doing in there, Canadas History?

Roommate 2: No, but not for a lack of trying, eh. We were out of maple syrup.

Roommate 1: Fine Canadians we are eh? Forgive us Georges.
by kingkongNINJA February 6, 2010
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Canada

The only country where you can accidentally bump someone on the shoulder, and they WILL provide a 20 page long apology note sent by email to you
Canada. Literally Canada.
by Stupid Af June 21, 2021
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Off the chandalier

The highest form of positive adjective used to describe,an event, a favorite artist's album,or a member of the opposite sex .It is a derived from the statements "Off the hook" or "Off the chain".
friend: Did you see that show , how was it?
You: Yeah I went and had a blast, that shit was off the chandalier
by flyingerbils231 July 21, 2007
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canada

A country in North America, known for friendly, educated pacisfists and comedians. The UN has ranked Canada the best country in the world for seven consecutive years.
Canada is pro-tolerance.
by Katy December 25, 2003
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Racist Canada

A great way to make a quick racist joke.
"Boot, you goin to see Cpt. Canadia, Aye?" Said Racist Canada Dude
by Spoofer_Manz April 8, 2019
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