Not the brightest shelf on the knife

One who is not the prime example of human intelligence; idiot

Bob: Did you see Lisa fall down those stairs?
Dan: Yeah, she totally tied her shoes together!
Bob: Wow, She's not the brightest shelf on the knife.

by <name>insert<name/> September 1, 2007

Not the Brightest Bubble in the Bubble Patch

A phrase explaining that someone's not the smartest person in the world in a manner that's only slightly degrading.

We'll she's definitely not the brightest bubble in the bubble patch

by Individualite August 6, 2010

bright up

"Bright up" is a Jamaican idiomatic expression, colloquially known as one being disrespectful.

Example: Everton, wat a way the boi Stefan a bright up em self !?!

by Johnnyownz June 10, 2014

Brighton Asylum

One of the best haunted houses in NJ. Has hollywood style sets, props, and the actors are trained professionally. Known as by many as the scariest place on Earth. Open year round but by far the best time to go is during the Halloween Season.

Do you guys want to go to Brighton Asylum? I heard it’s called the scariest place on Earth.

by OCTOBER 31 1978 October 25, 2019

Brighton Hill FC

A Sunday League Football Team From Basingstoke Who Have Not Won A Game This Season.

Wow Brighton Hill FC are such a bad team someone should help them win a match

by CrazyMD07 November 18, 2021

Bright_22

Bright_22 is a minecraft player with avarage skill, he likes to make SMPs and hates when you say "sprawy admina"

Bright_22 will ban you

by Macieq December 8, 2021

Brighton and Hove Albion FC

The Best club in the world home to the best Belgian in the world Leo Trossard. Better than Man City, West Ham and Plymouth Argyle

Steve: they've got a Brighton and Hove Albion FC kit on

Dave: they support the best team in the word and they must get all the people they are sexually attracted to.

by SUB2LEWISCOTTAM October 5, 2022