Bungee Jelquing is the act of letting yourself hang from your ceiling/elevated surface from an industrial grade bungee cord, wrapped around your penis tip. Doing this will effectively tear many segments of the shaft's tissue, causing your penis to grow back longer than before after healing.
Graham: Dude, I think bungee jelquing is paying off, i've gained four inches in the last year!
Sean: Oh man! I think I gotta try this bungee jelquing thing out for myself!
Sean: Oh man! I think I gotta try this bungee jelquing thing out for myself!
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(Noun) An East Indian who wears a turban and doesn’t allow coexistence.
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(Noun) An East Indian who wears a turban and doesn’t allow coexistence.
Why are all the Hayanjaree Bungees in Winnipeg if they don’t want to respect our rights and freedoms?
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Johnny: “Hey Fred! I did the Bungee Boink to Stacy last night!”
Fred: “What the fuck is wrong with you”
Fred: “What the fuck is wrong with you”
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My girlfriend got some awful whiplash last night as we were making love. I bungee jumped her off my dresser and I think she pulled a muscle.
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