bumsplat

The term bumsplat is used to describe a person/object which disgraces their chosen field. A bumsplat usually occurs on the face of that field.

George Bush is a bumsplat on the face of Society.

Ashton Kutcher is a bumsplat in the face of humanity.

by gbefree November 29, 2009

Bumpaloop

1. To have clumsy sex.

2. An obstacle that is challenging or in the way.

3. Great and silly pet name.

"Hey nice cat you got there, too bad you named it Spot, you could have named it after my elephant Bumpaloop."

"Oh she wasn't as good as I thought she'd be last. Had more bumpalooping than I needed."

"I have another bumpaloop week to get through before this semester's over."

by Shloof December 4, 2010

Bumparoo

a salary increase in a teacher merit pay plan

Ira earned a bumparoo this year.

by rdeank September 22, 2011

Bumples

When a woman ties her hair in a pony tail and the hair is all lumpy, not looking perfect, the lumps are called bumples.

My hair dresser is hopeless, she tied my hair up and it is full of bumples.

by jomomocomo May 27, 2013

Bumples

(noun) Butt pimples.

Don't spank me too hard, you'll pop my bumples.

by VonBoggleSneefs March 29, 2015

Bumpage

When your bumping, or playing, your music loudly-really loudly.

I was bumping in the dorm past quiet hours and got rolled by my asshole RA, James. He heard my bumpage and gave me a citation.

by Khabutu April 23, 2015

bumpled

An adj used to describe how something feels

The guap was all bumpled up

by Jf92 September 12, 2016