A series of scratches from the ass crack flairing up and out likes rays of Kentucky sunshine. Usually found on children too young to know better
My nephew keeps scratching at his ass crack under his diaper. If he doesn’t stop it will give him a Kentucky ass bruise like he’s shitting an asterisk.
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by MARKS BABY August 7, 2017
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by Col. Kilgore October 9, 2011
Get the Mushroom Shaped Bruise mug.The act of pulling out your penis while being blown, and systematically slapping your partner's face with it, thus leaving a purplish bruise resembling the tip of you penis (a mushroom).
by Flantari September 30, 2006
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by Crystal Rawls March 3, 2007
Get the blue jean bruise mug.A Deep Thayer Bruise is the end result of complaining/bitching about non-existent injuries. Deep Thayer Bruises are most common amongst the repulsive and foul species known as the Burgessaurus.
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When Kevin asked Si if he knew what bruised banana salad was, he replied "the combination of Blue Dream and Banana Kush"
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