Definitions by BurgessaurusHunter69

Deep Thayer Bruise 

A Deep Thayer Bruise is the end result of complaining/bitching about non-existent injuries. Deep Thayer Bruises are most common amongst the repulsive and foul species known as the Burgessaurus.

The simpleton received a Deep Thayer Bruise after colliding with his mounted dildo.

Deep Thayer Bruise by BurgessaurusHunter69 April 18, 2015