Two flush and brush

The definitive good shit. A digestive transit of such healthy proportions that it requires two flushes and the application of the toilet brush to help it on its way.

"Good shit, Liz?"
"Two flush and brush, Phil. You'd best call the Lord Chamberlain to open the palace windows."

by chope May 22, 2009

yellow toilet brush

a highly powered stream of piss used to clean skid marks off the inside of a toilet pan

damn, going to need to use the yellow toilet brush to get that off...

by danielz666 September 18, 2008

Bootycall Brush

a toothbrush/toothbrushes that you keep spare in case your 'bootycall' or 'one night stand' forget his/her.

"Dammit i forget my toothbrush every time"....

"Go into the bathroom, there's some Bootycall brushes on the shelf.

by 0therside March 22, 2011

Hair Brush

1 An object made to brush notted hair

2 A waterproof microphone used to sing in the shower

My hair brush doesn't need batteries.

by spaventoso May 10, 2005

Brush Fucking

Two or more people having sex in the woods.

Mike and Phi had never been brush fucking before, untill they went camping.

by Brent Alan November 29, 2007

brush your shoulders off

Choosing to take a less confrontational path in the face of hate and adversity.

Instead of instigating a violent meeting Matt brushed his shoulders off and walked away.

by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004

table brush

A very big mostache which would be inconvenient when the mostached person wants to snort drugs; he'd probably brush it all away

Go shave that table brush Gar!

by Dighneaubendah October 24, 2006