Captain Brownhead

When a man sticks his penis in another person's anus, covering the head in shit, and pulls it out and mushroom slaps them across the face with it, leaving a brown mark on their head. It must be followed with the phrase, "YAR HAR! I BE CAP'N BROWNHEAD!!"

Did you hear that Sally got a captain brownhead from John???

by TrMaLa November 8, 2007

Browbeat

When someone lowers their eyebrows to suggest they are angry at another.

A body language technique popularly used by women. Generally applied to visually punish/threaten male partners.

Man, that chick nearly "browbeat" me to death!

by supy June 20, 2009

Brownball

v. When a woman (or man) takes a shit, does not wipe, and then has anal sex using the excrement for lubrication resulting in brown, shit covered testicles.

I can't believe she let you brownball her, what a slut. That's the last time I set one of my friends up with my mom.

by Dr. Rosenpenis September 22, 2006

brownleaf

n. another word for butthole.

Yo I just put my tounge in that girl's brownleaf and it tasted like dookie!

by billbad June 11, 2006

brownbagging

To leave a fecal residue on a sex partner. May or may not include use of the scrotum(BAWLZ).

Last night I totally brownbagged that bitch all over her face/chest.

by walczyk January 17, 2005

Brownman

Someone who usually ventures from one good time to another. Usually bringing the party and the favors. His slogan is something like "what can brown do for you." He never speaks without saying fuck and loves titties and miller lite. If he doesn't post something on Facebook we need to go do a bass ln search n' rescue... This guy is a bro or at least sometimes

Look at that "brownman" fixing those air conditioners to support his bad habits and single moms.
Stripper " where's brownman I need to make some
Money"

by That850Bro April 10, 2015

brownberry

The name for a Blackberry that has been dropped into a toilet. Ultimately the fate of all Blackberry hand-held devices, as more and more people will not stfu in the loo.

(Scene: Corporate Bathroom)
Boss: This is the last time, Ed. You hear me? I'm gonna march down there and --
::Plop::
Employee: DAMNIT!
Adjacent stall: Serves you right. Now fish out your Brownberry and let me squeeze this out in peace. Damn.

by JulienD July 20, 2008