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Brown Iceberg

This is a special case of a Big Kahuna, itself a large turd. When any portion of the turd sticks above the waterline, you have created a Brown Iceberg. Much like it's icy namesake, the vast majority of the Brown Iceberg lies below the surface. When turds have achieved this dangerous size, it will often not flush down the toilet, resulting in a Pooplug.
I ate 2 pounds of Mexican food last night and found a brown iceberg in the toilet shortly thereafter!
by Captain Cid September 6, 2017
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brown claw

A hand signal used by pro kayakers. Refers to embracing the muddy brown flooded steeps found after a good gully washer.
Man did you see that Ballz? He just threw a Brown Claw half way down that 50 footer! That was stout!
by greencovesteve April 5, 2012
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brown m&m

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brown ballerina

When wiping ones arse after a particularly sloppy turd
your finger pushes through the paper and into your mess
resulting in what looks like a brown ballerina
"bloody hell cherie, we gotta stop buying this cheap
toilet paper! this is my second brown ballerina today!"
by woms May 12, 2007
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brown bricks

brown bricks in moin craf...
by BROWN BRICKS IN MOIN CRAF November 6, 2017
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Brown the Chicken

To indulge in condomless Anal Sex with a loving companion, wife or casual acquaintance of indeterminate sexual preference and/or rather questionable morality.
"I say it's starting to smell likes it drying out back there" quieried young Oscar presently.
"Don't you worry my lad, you Brown the Chicken very nicely I assure you and I feel the basting coming on soon enough" replied the Arch Deacon of Tilfords Pump.

Excerpt taken from The Legend of Paul Whicker the tall Vicar, Fallen Angel Press, Soho, London. 1888.
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Brown Brian

Much like a Wet Willy only instead of a finger, one uses an elbow, and instead of the ear, the desired target is the anus.

If someone claims to have pulled this maneuver, it is often custom for a person within earshot to recite the jingle of Red Robin, though replacing the "Red Robin" with "Brown Brian"
Jef: Yo so this person from my intermediate jogging class tried to give me a Brown Brian last week...

Noah: Brown Brian...YUMMM!
by Andj87 August 10, 2010
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