Bronze Gods

1. The League of Legends entities responsible for the Hellhole aptly named "Bronze." While often associated with blessing a handful of lucky players with competent victories and beautiful play making, they are also behind each crushing defeat and misstep. The Bronze Gods giveth, and the Bronze Gods taketh away.

Man, I get absolutely fucked by that 9-1 Leblanc, but the Bronze Gods gave me a win.

by TheLighterDark January 3, 2014

bronze bull

The Bronze Bull is an old system of torture that was made of a hallow she'll of bronze taking on the shape of a bull, the victim was placed inside the bull where he was then locked in the only opening was the snout of the bull. A fire was then lit underneath the bull and the victim was then cooked to death, the opening in the snout was specially designed to sound like the bellowing of a bull when the victim screamed.

I am to be put to death by the bronze bull

by TheYolocost March 29, 2015

bronze metal

Asshole

After 6 weeks of asking my girlfriend finally gave me her bronze metal.

It's the third best hole.

It's nice when you get it but it still kinda stinks.

awwe you dirty
Ass

Anal
Butthole
but love
it was one time
olympic

by OMG it's Patty G March 25, 2016

broner

Erection that is the result of close contact with a male friend

If my girlfriend figures out that I have a Broner, I am fucked.

by Beelzebubba June 10, 2016

Bronze Wings

When you go down on a girl after her period and some of the blood has dried on her pussy. When you get up your lips and mouth have a maroon/bronze color.

Cody got his bronze wings last night, he didn't realize it till he looked in the mirror in the morning.

by Lil Dick Game June 7, 2018

bronze god

A person that is getting a tan on the beach with way too much tanning oil on. Women can bronze goddess.

I was bronze goding all weekend at the beach.

by BeachTSLwater September 26, 2019

Shred to Bronze ratio

If X=shred and Y=bronze, then the apogee of maximum shred with maximum bronze produces the optimal shred to bronze ratio a stoker can achieve. High shred, low bronze includes indoor weightlifting. Low shred, high bronze might be stationary tanning. 5:5 apogee Max shred Max bronze is exemplified in big wave surfing (no wetsuit), prison yard weightlifting, and free solo rock climbing.

By leaving his rashguard in the van and switching to a lower SPF, Bodhi was able to maximize his Shred to Bronze ratio during the 1 mile paddle out to the upper trestles outside lineup.

by barometersoup June 30, 2019