Sadness Boner

When you get so sad you get a boner.

"I'll never bang Scarlett Johansson. *Sadness Boner*"

Funerals, break-ups, movies, and disappointing Christmas gifts are all causes of a Sadness Boner.

by kain2201 October 16, 2013

Window blower

A person who gives head through the window of a vehicle.

The window blower I spotted in the alley sure did look like a girl I went to school with. She was really enjoying the cock.

by lalaloveless June 25, 2016

Bernoulli Boner

When you pop a boner due to thinking about or discussing physics

Hey dude, when the professor solved that equation for dQ/dT I popped a Bernoulli Boner

by thatDudeFromBridgewater April 9, 2017

Authority boner

When a someone, who generally has no authority, is given authority. Thusly, resulting in an erection due to over confidence and an inflated self-worth

When the mall cop saw some kids loitering where they shouldn't be; he instantly got an authority boner at the thought of kicking them out of the mall.

by We fixed the glitch1111 September 25, 2017

Intimacy Boner

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An erection that comes to fruition when a partner shares those special three words.

Her: I love you.
Him: *gets a raging hard on*
Her: Did you just get hard?
Him: It's an Intimacy Boner. Look it up.

by Bae Poo 69 September 3, 2021

Boner

when a guy sees something he finds sexually stimulating and makes his penis become hard and he wants to fuck whatever it is

Jack: Yo you got a boner dude!

John: I know. That watermelon over there is pretty sexy
Jack: ...

by Marley :) June 24, 2017

emotional boner

When the girl you love is telling you how much she really loves you and it gives you a boner. Often leads to the best emotionally charged lovemaking.

Girl: Baby you really are the love of my life.

...

Girl: Are you hard?!

Guy: Sorry, it's an emotional boner.

by justthetipp June 4, 2011