T-Boned 

When you spread a girls legs completely apart and ram your penis into her with the force of a car colliding with another automobile at an intersection.

Last night I was fucking my girl Anna, and I T-Boned the shit out of her. She's not going to be able to walk for days.

T-Boned by Osirix October 6, 2010

Mini-Boned

When u have a boner, but its small, and EXTREAMLY hard. Unlike a regular boner when its EXTREAMLY big. So if u have a small boner thats really thick and hard, you are mini-boned

1. "dude i was sooo mini-boned last night"
2."I got mini-boned"
3."because i was mini-boned my girl couldnt jack me off"

Mini-Boned by bob villa November 29, 2003

Big Boned Nonce 

Fat Pedophile

Hi!
Get out me swamp ya big boned nonce
imma shank your children mate cuz am a big boned nonce

Big Boned Nonce by NibberFlaggot December 18, 2017

big-boned 

1. A robust, thick body. (proper)

2. A muscular body.

5. What short, catty women calls a tall, stunningly beautiful woman; regardless of weight.

My much shorter, fatter friend called me big-boned today. I am tall and thin. As confident as I am, that gets to me; damn her! No, damn me for letting her get to me! It's carrot sticks and celery for the rest of the week!

big-boned by Victoria's Lies April 16, 2013

Red Boned 

to be black and indigenous american, mostly Cherokees, Seminoles and Fox tribes though. You can tell when some one is red boned because they have spots of red/ burgundy pigment, and light skinned red boned people have white spots on their extremities, especially hands and feet. Also they don't celebrate Thanksgiving, often calling it "Thankstaking" for taking their land, natural resources, way of life, etc.

Jermaine~ "can't ya see i'm red boned, i wan't my reparations from slavery, and i want my land back after your done paying me the interest on my reperations"

Red Boned by Heifcliff August 13, 2008

White Boned 

An African American person who acts like a rich Caucasian.

Don't be a white boned nukka and draw all over his face while he's sleeping!

White Boned by BloodInBloodOut! March 28, 2009

t-boned 

when a girl has experienced the beastlyness of tommy train.

"Man, that girl looks like she's had a lot of statistics quoted to her."

"Yeah...she just got T-boned."

t-boned by Section J September 22, 2006