Dad: LOOK! Theres a bog outside Nogtard's house!
Flobbers: Oh Yeah!! NOGTARD'S BOG!! Look how clean it is!!!
Flobbers: Oh Yeah!! NOGTARD'S BOG!! Look how clean it is!!!
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009
by jakeanvil January 10, 2008
by Soiled Undergarment August 07, 2003
A male (usually drunk), who waits outside the Ladies toilets at bars and night clubs, ready to initiate a conversation with any member of the female sex. Of course, the hope (and expectation for confident bog spiders is that this conversation will turn into much more than a simple meet and greet).
An experienced bog spider will only strike when the lady is on her way out of the toilet, thus avoiding an uncomfortable situation when a lady is on her way in to attend to business.
The Bog spider reasons that this is where he will find the highest concentration of ladies and the lowest concentration of any competition. It is purely a numbers game for these astute bog spiders.
Bog Spiders are also known to get it on with particularly ugly girls because
a) they can get away with it as the chances of being seen by your mates is slim. Only other bog spiders may notice and won't break the code.
b)let's be honest - the girls who respond to the bog spider's tactics are not normally the cream of the crop.
When you are good mates with a known bog spider, you may be able to refer to him as Boggy.
An experienced bog spider will only strike when the lady is on her way out of the toilet, thus avoiding an uncomfortable situation when a lady is on her way in to attend to business.
The Bog spider reasons that this is where he will find the highest concentration of ladies and the lowest concentration of any competition. It is purely a numbers game for these astute bog spiders.
Bog Spiders are also known to get it on with particularly ugly girls because
a) they can get away with it as the chances of being seen by your mates is slim. Only other bog spiders may notice and won't break the code.
b)let's be honest - the girls who respond to the bog spider's tactics are not normally the cream of the crop.
When you are good mates with a known bog spider, you may be able to refer to him as Boggy.
by FormerChairman February 14, 2008
Formerly Known as, Nogtard's Bog. The bog that belonged to Nogtard until it was put on the Maltby Lorry aside the Pork Scotch Cone. A day after the bog claimed residency of the lorry, a packet of ginger found its way into the bog. mmm, ginger.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009
by moolegend February 26, 2011
Meaning 'Bog Head', although typically pronounced 'Bog Ed' is a slang term that originated in the North West of Liverpool in the late 00's.
Commonly heard in: Parklands High School, Halewood, SFX, New Heys
Usually referred to something- an object (a pedal bike, for example) that is far below working order, or lacks adequate performance, as if it were dragged straight from the depths of a bog.
Commonly heard in: Parklands High School, Halewood, SFX, New Heys
Usually referred to something- an object (a pedal bike, for example) that is far below working order, or lacks adequate performance, as if it were dragged straight from the depths of a bog.
Ginger Charlie: Lad av just got dis proppa sik bike yano!
Fat Declan: Nice laa, oww much did it cost ya!?
Ginger Charlie: Only 20 quid yanoo lad
Fat Declan: Let's see it den kid
*Wheels out poor standard of bike with no tyres, chipped paint and only 1 pedal*
Fat Declan: Lad! It's on rims!
Ginger Charlie: Nahh its sik
Fat Declan: Oh fuck off lad its a bog-ed!
Ginger Declan: Cheeky cunt
Fat Declan: Nice laa, oww much did it cost ya!?
Ginger Charlie: Only 20 quid yanoo lad
Fat Declan: Let's see it den kid
*Wheels out poor standard of bike with no tyres, chipped paint and only 1 pedal*
Fat Declan: Lad! It's on rims!
Ginger Charlie: Nahh its sik
Fat Declan: Oh fuck off lad its a bog-ed!
Ginger Declan: Cheeky cunt
by Speke Ed March 07, 2016