Jango the BlueFox

A complete furfag compensating for the sad state of his life and his horribly wounded ego by submitting his idiotic fursona to every imaginable site and constantly begging for attention and free porn.

person1: why don't you have pants on?

Jango the BlueFox: hurr because I'm a complete fucktard durr can't you see why I don't have a real girlfriend?

person1: oh! yeah I can.

by TheKinginYellow August 16, 2010

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blarf job

When a girl throws up on your cock while giving you a blow job.

After dinner, because my girl was on the rag, she decided to blow me, but apparently dinner didn't sit right with her and she ended up giving me a blarf job.

by Gabe & Mickey August 7, 2006

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Bluefoot

A white person

Very pale white people's feet look blue when the veins are visible.

Man I ain't f*cking with a bluefoot chick, they ain't got no ass!

by Snapper October 8, 2004

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Condom bluff

The act of telling a woman you put a condom on while having sex in a dark room, then revealing to her afterwards the unused condom.

"Im gonna put this condom on, k" proclaimed Bob.
"Ok" said Jane.
"Guess what Jane." said Bob
"WHAT THE FUCK" said Jane.
"Gotcha with the Condom bluff" said Bob.

by Lesbianidas August 5, 2008

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Blur Doing The Macarena

A disturbing image . Of The members of nineties band blur dancing to this strange melody . When blur can create real music .

Damon Albarn - Graham WTF are you doing ?
Graham Coxon -Dance with me Look Alex Is !
Alex James - Come on Damon !
Dave Rowntree - Come on baby !
Damon - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Song - Blur Macarana
Spectator - Wow It's Blur Doing the macarena

by DamonAlbarn September 6, 2010

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