Blue Balls

A convenient, well-known and EXTREMELY PAINFUL malady suffered by unsatisfied males. In short, it is psychological trick that a man will use on a woman when he wants to achieve orgasm and she is not putting out. Playing on the compassionate nature of most females, the male will complain of extreme pain in order to bust a nut. When he has been reduced to saying he has “blue balls”, a man will gladly settle for a handjob, though scientific testing has shown that blue balls is most easily remedied through anal sex.

Dude, we were naked and about to fuck and then she gets mental on me and doesn’t want me to think she’s a slut. I told her that I really like and respect her, but when that didn’t work, I played the Blue Balls card. It worked! What a dumb slut.

by Perenium Poker May 27, 2018

blue balls

when my bitchy side comes out, he gets blue balls.....not in the mood tonight sorry baby.

opps did i give you blue balls? sorry turns out ur not as attractive as i thought.

by oppsmybad January 1, 2006

Blue Balls

A non-existent condition used by horny teenage boys to gain sympathy with girls to give them sex.

Oh baby, I hurt so much. You're giving me blue balls. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Only you can make me feel better.

by Crack of Don July 10, 2016

blue balls

when your fuckin' the bitch and then she stops for some reason and you don't finish. Then you get that pain in your balls and you can't think about anything else but trying to get the job done. Girls that do this are definetly evil and inhumane. I pitty the other poor son of a bitches that had this done to them.

yo i was fuckin' the bitch and she fuckin left. She should be shot because now i got blue balls.

by anonymous February 24, 2005

Blue Balls

When a girl "attempts" to give you head but is to lazy to finish you off

I had the biggest case of blue balls last night when my girlfriend tried to blow me but she couldn't finish the job

by suckonthatbitch June 24, 2005

blue balling

To screw over your friends in a way that breaks the first law of man. Bros before hos.

Guy 1: Hey dude I'll be over for beers later...oh sheite just got a text from Emily...I'll see you tomorrow

Guy 2: Your freaking blue balling me!

by Bill-o July 7, 2008

blue balls

1. A naked boy who is very, very, very cold.
2. A boy who is entranced by a girl who always leaves him at the height of sexual tension is said to give him "blue balls" (us. while boy is going through puberty).
3. A term used for cold testicles.
4. Testicles that have been painted blue.

1. "Mam, sleeping in the snow has given me blue balls!"
2. "Oh Bazza, she keeps giving me blue balls!"
3. "My blue balls are like ice cubes!"
4. "I used True Azure paint from B&Q to get these blue balls."

by Jen der Bende September 7, 2006