Blodgett

Drunken Santa Claus with no presents except magic markers he gets high off of. Usually found mumbling with a cup of coffee in hand possibly containing whiskey. Face is bright red with the glow of early morning binge drinking. He's wondering whether and eiffin you are coming to class anytime soon. Weeet a meenute ooookie.

That guy just confused the shit out of me like a total blodgett.
He just blodgeted his way through that presentation and alls I heard was fuckin' mumblin'.

Oh shit it's the blodge hide the beer.
He just completely blodgetized me I couldn't understand if that was a formula or a stroke.

by thehawksfriend May 28, 2010

budget rich

Wearing clothes that look good, but are actually cheap/inexpensive. The same goes with cars and things you own.

Man 1: Hey, look at that dude. He dressed so fresh.
Man2: Yeah, but he budget rich.

by Just_Blaze December 27, 2007

budget bender

A heavy drinking session managed on a small amount of money ie £10.

John: Fancy coming up town this weekend?
Paul: Nah, im skint, im going on a budget bender.

by John1413123546 July 4, 2008

Blugget

very fine weed. could also refer to a blunt of spliff.

"lets go smoke some blugget"
"lets get bluggeted"

by kindestjillz December 9, 2009

Budget Wound

A painful injury which feels worse than it looks. Like budget biscuits, you expected more than what you got.

Budget wound

by sweetbro4 November 10, 2010

budget teaching

When the teacher is too lazy to do their job so they just make the class watch a Youtube video explaining the topic.

"Ms. Grayham didn't even teach us anything. She just made us watch a shitty Youtube video. If that's not budget teaching then I don't know what is."

by read_words_kids August 2, 2021

stomach budget

Theoretical stomach capacity available for a meal, often used in the context of preparing for a large meal or buffet.

"Let's order the wings, a pizza, ribs and dessert".
"I don't know if I have the stomach budget for all that".

"OMG! Everything at this buffet looks amazing! Going to have to work out my stomach budget to make the most of this".

by thelonefoodie July 5, 2016