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Blowie

When somebody knows their not going to make it in life, but try's anyway only to fail miserabley like the universe intended them too. When somebody deserves the fame but god doesn't respect them so he takes "blowie" out of the loop no matter what he does.
Blowie: "oh man im gonna try out for your football team", Coach: " Pssh, that blowie will never get on the team"
by realityHornet April 18, 2018
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Light Blowy

A spit & rub
Since you haven't showered I'll just give you a light blowy.
by FabricFresh June 15, 2016
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Blowie

The first hit of fresh air after being in recycled air for an extended period of time
Originated from Australian Royal Navy submarines, ‘blowie’ is when the hatch first opens after the submarine has been sealed and the submarier’s climb out.

Sailer Greg: I’m hanging for a blowie

Sailer Tim: ahhhh, so relieved after that blowie.
by Oxford dictionary is lying February 22, 2022
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Phone-Blowie

When you and your significant other are unable to do the 'deed' in person, one partner will use and object to simulation a BJ over the phone. The other partner will please themselves and blow their load while listening and/or watching on the phone.
1. Hey babe, want me to give you a passionate phone-blowie tonight?

2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie
by Real Don August 9, 2022
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Blowie season

1. When a man is flush and he grabs a lot of hookers to suck his penis.

2. When a man flashes his gear (drugs) out in front of a female and she reciprocates by reciprocating.
Just won a coupon lads 5 grand ya beauty tell the birds it’s blowie season!! Where’s the gear?
by Oddacity January 2, 2019
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Catching blowies

The act of sleeping with ones mouth open wide enough for blow flies to land inside
Dazza's over there on his couch catching blowies.

I'm so exhausted, I'm going home to catch blowies.
by RingChinRanga December 25, 2020
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joey-with-the-blowie

A kangaroo engaging in oral sexual stimulation.
I wasn't sure how a kang bang would ever arise in reality, but then I observed a joey-with-the-blowie and I understood.
by anonymous June 11, 2023
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