When somebody knows their not going to make it in life, but try's anyway only to fail miserabley like the universe intended them too. When somebody deserves the fame but god doesn't respect them so he takes "blowie" out of the loop no matter what he does.
Blowie: "oh man im gonna try out for your football team", Coach: " Pssh, that blowie will never get on the team"
by realityHornet April 18, 2018

by FabricFresh June 15, 2016

Originated from Australian Royal Navy submarines, ‘blowie’ is when the hatch first opens after the submarine has been sealed and the submarier’s climb out.
Sailer Greg: I’m hanging for a blowie
Sailer Tim: ahhhh, so relieved after that blowie.
Sailer Greg: I’m hanging for a blowie
Sailer Tim: ahhhh, so relieved after that blowie.
by Oxford dictionary is lying February 22, 2022

When you and your significant other are unable to do the 'deed' in person, one partner will use and object to simulation a BJ over the phone. The other partner will please themselves and blow their load while listening and/or watching on the phone.
1. Hey babe, want me to give you a passionate phone-blowie tonight?
2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie
2. Kim Kardashian gave Pete Davison a phone-blowie
by Real Don August 9, 2022

1. When a man is flush and he grabs a lot of hookers to suck his penis.
2. When a man flashes his gear (drugs) out in front of a female and she reciprocates by reciprocating.
2. When a man flashes his gear (drugs) out in front of a female and she reciprocates by reciprocating.
by Oddacity January 2, 2019

by RingChinRanga December 25, 2020

I wasn't sure how a kang bang would ever arise in reality, but then I observed a joey-with-the-blowie and I understood.
by anonymous June 11, 2023
