Boozer

Alidairs mom!

Hey Alisdair! YOUR MOMS A BOOZER

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

Late Bloomer

When a girl hits puberty later than everyone else

I got my period in 9th grade, I was a late bloomer.

by GiganticHo November 8, 2018

boozer

A blunt cigar rolled with weed, preferably fat as hell. Usually used as a certain lingo to avoid unwanted attention when asking someone if they wanna blaze up. Also can be used in correlation with Carlos Boozer for added mysticism.

Ex 1. Who wants to go hang out with Carlos?

Ex 2. Hey dude, I think it's boozer thirty, you wanna go take care of that?

by Cheech McChong February 28, 2008

Blooter

Racist term for the only black waitress at your local Hooters.

We went to Hooters hoping to ogle some hot white meat and we got ourselves the Blooter instead!

by ICP 4EVA November 2, 2010

blootzer

blootzer n 1. a chunk of frozen snow, slush and road dirt that accumulates behind the tires of an automobile.

George, watch out for the blootzer!

by Christine Szczap January 31, 2004

Bloofer

When a woman’s queef can’t escape her pussy and is forced into a man’s dick hole.

My friend Daniel’s dick was so swollen after getting a long bloofer from his Girlfirend.

by BLOOFER9000 May 13, 2022

Loser Boozer

Poorly attended Pub containing losers: Fat old men sitting at the bar lechering over the barmaids. Sky sports is playing the darts as they nurse their pints, fart and eat peanuts. Loser Boozers are often Wetherspoon's during the day, as the beer is cheap and they sell foods-because those that frequent the Loser Boozer can't work microwaves

"Shall we go to 'The Queen's Head' for a pint?"

"Nah man it's a right loser boozer in there"

by nodge March 5, 2010