blomquist

A badass. Likes riding motor vehicles

Man that Blomquist is a badass

by Blomquist November 24, 2017

Blome

A combination of two words: Blow and me hence blome. If peple get confused when you say it just tell them to spell it out.

Guy: Just shutup and blome.
Girl: What?!? I dont get it!
Guy: Just spell it out.
Girl: B-L-O-M-E. Ohh I get it now....

by white meat March 20, 2009

David blim blim blom

Don't you just hate it when you cant remember someones name and they are standing right there?? And you consiously stand there think freakin hell man what do i say?? coz i just dont want to look like a pratt. well all you do is call them david blim blim blom. not only do you make them laugh but you dont come out looking like a jack ass.

(phone rings)
caller- Hey how are you?
Receiver - fine just out wit frinds right now!
caller- oh who are you with?
Reciver- Sarah, John, Tiffany and erm .. David blim blim blom.
caller- HaHaHAHAHA
Person who you forgot- HaHaHaHaHa shes such a joker dont you just love her.
Receiver- phew

by larny October 7, 2007

Blomker

taking it while going to the bathroom

Horny Truckers releasing stress and a load. Butch got blomkered by the bigger male while peeing all over the walls.

by tennisstudforreal January 8, 2008

Blomster

The act of two people scissoring but instead of stimulating each other a fart is expelled into the other's anus. On rare occasions a shart is transferred from anus to anus making it a blomster royale. On occasion the unintentional act of a space docking shart will occur.

That blomster from the other night left me feeling bloated for days.

I was trying the blomster for the first time with Kevin and he sharted right into my vagina like a total Chad

by parrotmoniker October 10, 2011

Blomphed

Describes the appearance and state of a person or an animal totally worn out physically and/or mentally. They have a collapsed flattened look about them and are usually sprawled in a heap.

When she got back from the club she just sat there looking totally blomphed.

by Serota April 17, 2014

blimp eggs

Undoubtedly the worst type of easter egg ever created.
They taste truly disgusting and resemble the shape of a blimp rather than a normal egg.
Usually given out by those who don't really care about you, ie. teachers.

*three months after easter*
Billy: i haven't finished my easter eggs yet
Johnny: HOW?!? o.O
Billy: stupid easter bunny got me blimp eggs

by madaskatie March 27, 2009