Post Lockdown Function

The sesh after the COVID-19 Lockdown

excited for that post lockdown function!

by JimnyInTheCrepZone May 4, 2020

lockdown

already taken care of

"I already took the trash out, its on lockdown"

by sarah July 9, 2003

Coronavirus lockdown

Coronavirus is a virus, a horrible one though. It has caused more than 100,000 deaths. The pandemic had started in the year 2020 about in Feb. Many people died, and many recovered.

I hated that Coronavirus lockdown.

by CHESS BRO November 24, 2020

lockdown

Not being able to crap for long periods of time.

Oh poor jerry he's been on lockdown for a week.

by anonymous!!poop September 10, 2010

Swirly Blowdown

when the man, who has diarrhea, is given a blowjob by his spouse. the spouse gets sick and starts to barf into the toilet. the man then gets sick because of her barfing and starts to barf into the sink.

soon all of the liquids mix together and create a swirly composure

"dude i experienced my first Swirly Blowdown last night"
"how'd you like it?"
"mann, it was SICK!!!!!"

by chrisachissa April 13, 2010

Total Lockdown

The act of making a woman 'air tight' during coitus. ie. plugging every available hole with an extremity of sorts. Usually takes more than one person due to the amount of holes needing plugged (7) and the available limbs on a person (4-5).

Guy 1: 'Hey man, heard you and Susan left together last night'
Guy 2: 'Yeah me and my Dad got a total Lockdown on that slut'
Guy 1: 'Awesome!'

by Skaboy360 May 26, 2009

Lockdown

A time where the whole world stayed indoors in the midst of an outbreak of a terrible virus. Many people had “glowups” and aimed to follow chloe ting workouts.

Person 1: damn this class feels like lockdown

Person2: hmmm it’s a total bore

by Zigadawg May 4, 2020