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blow-blob

A pregnant woman to pregnant to preform any other sex act than falacio.
I helped roll this blow-blob on her side so she could give me head.
by timbone666 May 24, 2011
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blob jump

An extremely fat person who jumps either really far or really high
Person 1: dude, how is that fat dude going to win the high jump competition
Person 2: believe me, he is a total blob jump
by swaggerblob October 11, 2017
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blob of shit

A person wo cannot move around or do anything productive because he is to fat and lazy
Skyler is like a big blob of shit when he works in the wind tower
by Cumshotcarll August 27, 2017
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Milk Blob

A white blob that cums out of a vagina.
"She sat on my face and milked blobbed on me."milk blob
by WillBarrowSir January 31, 2017
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blob thing

a blob thing is a blob that sticks on your face while saying YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, it will stay there until you hit it with a stick.
"oh hey man wanna go get subway?"
"ok let me show you my pet"
"woah what is that"
"its a blob thing"
"HELL NAH"
mugGet the blob thingmug.

Emo blob

Emo blob is an extremly fat emo which could be one of two "people" the Serbian Eurovision Song Contest Winner of 2007 or Anna olsson.
I'm glad you asked Billy for example:
Shirley: Do you see that Emo blob behind the mountain?
Sally: Of course, but is it the Eurovision Song Contest Winner of 2007 or Anna olsson?
Shirley: It's quite disgusting so I would guess Anna olsson.
by An ex friend. May 28, 2007
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Doing a Blob

Purposefully removing oneself from a sexually pleasureable expierence.
"Man did you hear about Blob, doing a Blob? He totally backed out of having his dick sucked by a hot girl."
by explicit x trollololol October 20, 2011
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