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frog in a blender

Having intense, unproductive repetitive / obsessive thoughts.
John, on the phone: "I think I should have apologized. but then she might think I am a pussy. But now she thinks I am a fucking jerk. But I am just scared to apologize. I mean, maybe she should apologize first! After all,..."

Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"
by mynameismark September 1, 2005
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puntang fender blender

puntang fender blender... stik ur wang up a gals pussy swirl it round a bit stik it up her ass punch her in back of head whip out quickly (pink sock) and stick remains in blender and use for lube
this slut pissed me off so i decided too puntang fender blender her... she cried and i now have a damn criminal record
by nudger1107(Y) January 29, 2009
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Blender Guse

a wussy ass snitch who makes up crap, just to get someone arrested. He also hides behind his boyfriends.
Guse would be scared to fight someone so he brings his boyfriends with him.
by polt May 8, 2005
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The Blender

(noun)

The Blender is the most amazing group of people known to mankind. Each person in the group must go through initiation, pick a fruit, and go through extensive Blender training. Participating in Blender meetings and memorizing the many rules of the blender is mandatory. The Blender strives to make this world a better place, one fruit at a time. It will change you're life.
Dan: "Whoa! Those people look like the most *amaaazziiinng*, intelligent, hilarious people I've ever seen. They couldn't possibly be from this planet"

Brandon: "Yup, that's App and Naner from The Blender. I wish I could be in the Blender"
by Nappers October 8, 2011
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Raging cunt blender

When you punch a girl in the cunt so hard she rages and screams louder than a blender.
The act of punching a girl in the cunt as hard as you can to successfully make her become a raging cunt blender.
by BeatingUpMidgets June 27, 2016
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bendee

A person on the receiving end of rear/posterior sexual penetration.

A suck-up
I refuse to be a bendee.
by Ikebe August 20, 2006
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penis blender

The act of inserting 3 penii into an asian woman.
Me, Trey, and Ray Ray ran a penis blender on Suzi Suzuki.
by thejameshimself July 25, 2006
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