Blueberry Strudel

During intercourse you are choking your partner until she turns cyanotic (Blue), then you ejaculate all over her face.

Last night i filmed myself giving my girlfriend a Blueberry Strudel

by dcknasty May 24, 2009

Blueberry

A name in the game destiny for random that are not in your fireteam.

A damn blueberry just stole my kill!!!

by Deathmachine727DAB Damnit!!!! March 24, 2017

Blueberry Pie

A most excellent combination of milk stout and blueberry beer in a single glass (or two glasses if you have friends). You first pour the blueberry beer, then, using a Guinness spoon or something similar, you layer the milk stout on top of the blueberry beer. The result is something straight from your mother's kitchen.

Bartender: So you're at a bar on Thanksgiving? I've got just the thing!
Bar Fly: Holy crap! That tastes just like mom's blueberry pie! Why are you open on Thanksgiving?

by Laura the Lab Rat November 20, 2010

blueberry muffin

When a girl wears clothes that are too small, particularly jeans. Tight jeans push up the fat on her hips, which spills over the sides of the pants like the top of a muffin around the wrapper.

Also called cupcake.

by The Singing Butler July 26, 2005

blueberried

after your girlfriend sticks some blueberries up there on a hot summer day and leaves 'em there for a day til they jam up then squeezes them on your face.

"ay? you hear tom's girl blueberried him yestahday?"
"yeah! I heard she raspberries too!"

by InsertItalianGirlsNameHere April 21, 2010

blueberry balls

when you think you are going to get some and you don't.

Paul: "Yeah man, I have blueberry balls because of last night. We were in my bed and I couldn't get her to take her pants off"

Andrew: "Real bummer man."

by Paul Borah June 28, 2006

bustin beeber

a new form of sex were the male participant sings bad pop songs with an apple in his ass whale fucking a woman in her ear. then after eats 5 burritos from taco bell whale masturbating at said taco bell and reading from the bible

hey honey I want to do a bustin beeber tonight

by guð er dáinn við drápum hann February 7, 2018