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man blessing

The act of a man, being a specimen of an extremely high grade of human genetics, bestowing his procreational seed upon a female.
Look at him. He is strong and sexy, he is incredible at Jeopardy, he can dunk a basketball, he is a pilot, and he just founded a software company. I would do anything for him to give me his man blessing.
by aJayBoulder July 2, 2008
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blepsing the trickery

playing a joke, fooling some one or doing the oposite to what you said you were going to do.
harry: hey baz where we going
barry: to play foot ball follow me

harry follows but barry indicates and turns but goes back and doesnt turn the corner.

harry: mans blepsing the trickery
barry: yes i just blepsed the trickery
by robmiester May 13, 2006
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Blessing of the beef

To allow someone the privilege of partaking of your genitalia. Where beef = dick and blessing = gracing one with the dick thereof.
1. yo man I heard Stacey's mom's been dying for that shaft, you gonna bless her with the beef?

2. doe on the real man I gotta give my blessing soon. The blessing of the beef that is.
by Doctor Boner November 5, 2012
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Blessing the bottle

Blessing the bottle- a prayer for safe passage home. The head of the bottle is tapped first to represent oral sex before any other actions are done beyond with a woman. Other area's of the bottle maybe tapped during the blessing it does represent a woman's body.
We must all make it home bless the bottle.

The blessing of the bottle is serious and should not be taken lightly.

Blessing the bottle- to safe guard that no one has tampered with the alcoholic beverage all those who tap the head of the bottle to start are witnesses of this truth. You may hear someone say "head first" .
by OOOh You should of known November 25, 2022
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Blessing

Males: your fucking dick us a blessing so savour it. Cherish it. Love it. Never forget it.
#1: whats your bigest blessing
#2: my dick
by Theangryhat June 22, 2020
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bleading

When a cats ears go down; lay flat; horizontal.
When she thought she was about to be bonked on her head, the cat held its ears in a bleading manner.
by S mouse jr. November 23, 2013
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Blessing in Disguise

While engaging in oral sex, the dude unexpectingly lifts his hips and shits all over the girls face, but to her surprise it tastes really good.
“I got my face decimated by poop last night, but it was a blessing in disguise. I don’t even mind the severe pink eye!”
by Vladimir Jewtin August 26, 2021
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