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beard of sorrow

The facial hair typically grown by men out of sadness and apathy toward personal hygiene after a relationship has come to an end.
I've been a little worried about Steve since he got dumped by Claire, you see the beard of sorrow he's rocking?
by CityZen4 January 27, 2010
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Bearded Expense

Short Definition:
A Famous entity known to be using the website YouTube and Twitch
Also know as: The Overmind, Big Joey Slap Nut 2, up in yo crib dawg, the Ragester, and many more names

Long Definition:
Bearded Expesne is a YouTube content creator and twitch streamer who is famously known to play TF2 or Team Fortress 2, He started gaining fame when he first appeared in SoundSmith's videos about Gmod and TF2, he is mainly known as bieng a shit poster and a memester
Bearded Expense: *plays the meldy of absolute terror*
SoundSmith: "I don't like this one bit"
by Hole Fish May 2, 2019
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Boo Bear

by ADirectioner January 21, 2012
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Clare Bear

A nickname for a girl named Clare.
Usually she is called this name by a guy who secretly is in love with her but will never admit it.
Guy: Hey, Clare Bear !
Other guy: Dude you so love her!
Guy: What? No... I was just warning Clare that a bear's behind her...
Other guy: What bear?!
Guy: Oh...it's gone.
by riverrr1075 August 3, 2009
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Beard-druff

A large mass of crusty shit that tends to form beneath the layers of ones beard creating an endless supply of disgusting dandruff which one then must remove.
Holy fuck man, this shit never ends! I feel like a fucking snowglobe!
Or,
Hey Pettipas, yeah right there.... No man your left.... aww dude, it's blowing my way..... Fuckin beard-druff
by Dandruff, Beard May 15, 2009
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Beard Loaf

A person that you do not like who has a dumb beard. Usually a hipster or a guy that hangs out at the bookstore all day long and drinks the free coffee and tries to talk to everyone about nothing.
"Oh gads. Here comes beard Loaf again, he probably wants to tell me about existential catfish or something"

"Man. That Beard Loaf guy owns an Arcade Fire CD made out of bacon. No lie.
by mitbong January 5, 2013
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Beard for license

The concept of growing a beard for a license picture so that bouncers and bartenders believe you are older than you actually are. Can then be applied to essentially anything that follows this form of "finesse."
<Friend> Yo were you able to make it into that bar last night? I heard they were being hella strict.
<You> Yeah man. They asked me for my zip code, but luckily I was beard for license.

<Waiter> I'm sorry for the hold up, but I brought you two burgers for your convenience.
<You> Oh thank you
...Turns to friends...
<You> That shit was beard for licence as fuckkkkkkkkk

...Sees guy with beard...
<You> Yo you think that guy is beard for license?

...Turns to friend...
<You> Dude, are you even beard for license?
by BFLkindaguy November 4, 2018
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