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blower

My girlfriend is a great blower when it comes to blow jobs.
by Akit February 29, 2004
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blowers cramp

When your lips stay puckered from too many blow jobs
Dan will you cumulative already it's been 2 hours I'm getting blowers cramp.
by bamagirls September 22, 2014
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Grade 8 Blower

A phrase used to describe someone who is musically talented in the use of any instrument that requires a person to blow, but is also known for their ability of giving a blowjob. Usually applicable to females in the orchestra or band.
Guy 1: Did you hear Jessica play the clarinet yesterday? She was amazing.
Guy 2: She's good, but it's nothing compared to her blowjobs. She's a total grade 8 blower.
by Penthouse9 February 24, 2015
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Smoke Blower

Someone who figuratively blows smoke up your ass or otherwise talks about someone or something as though it were a big deal, when in fact it isnt.

Also, people who say they'll do something really big, but when it comes down to it, they are "just blowing smoke." Similar to a Sunshine Blower.
Tom: When I meet the president of our company, I'm really going to give him a piece of my mind!

John: Yeah, whatever dude you're just a Smoke Blower.
by Beef77 May 6, 2009
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snow blower

The act of having your cum spit back into your own mouth, which you then proceed to spit into the anus of your partner just to have it farted onto your face.

A close cousin of the snow ball
"Holly was kind enough not to just snowball me, but to actually give me the snow blower".
by Garrett O'Sullivan April 23, 2005
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Chode Blower

Adj. meaning a girl or possible a guy that is known for blowing a chode, or an abnormally short and stubby dick.
Kelsi: My mouth hurts....
Kyle: What are you, a chode blower or something?
Kelsi: I did get pretty drunk tonight.....
by Kyle Lloyd October 14, 2008
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Sunshine Blower

A person who tries to convince you of something, knowing full well that it's bullshit. They are figuratively blowing sunshine up your ass.
Tom: My realtor keeps telling me the market is on it's way back up!

Harry: Whatever dude, your realtor a Sunshine Blower. Find a new one.
by Beef77 May 6, 2009
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