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Blackout Curtains

n. Vaginal lips that are so large and dark they absorb all surrounding light. Similar to a cosmic black hole
I pulled down Teresa's panties and her blackout curtains consumed all surrounding light.
by Flake B. November 14, 2016
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Blackout Nutted

Person 1: Yo Greg last night I Blackout Nutted and woke up at 12:00 am

Person 2: What time did you blackout at

Person 1: 10 am
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Blackout Girls

Blackout Girls are girls that go out together in a group to get drunk together and not one of them is able to drive the rest of the group home.
Guess what girls, you’re coming over to my place tonight and we’re gonna have a Blackout Girls night.”
by Insanitysfeelings98 November 18, 2018
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reverse blackout

While intoxicated, instead of forgetting things that did happen, you remember things that didn't.
"I totally madeout with him!"
"No you didn't you were passed out by 9 p.m., You must've had another reverse blackout"

"Everyone at the party loved me! They were chanting my name & telling me how pretty I was!"
"That's the Reverse blackout talking, you were standing in a corner by yourself when I saw you."
by Ch&Ce May 8, 2012
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Tactical Blackout

When one is extremely drunk instead of just passing out, finding a quite and comfortable place to rest to utilize sleep to rapidly process alcohol.
Jerry was extremely drunk by 8:30pm after sculling 2 pints of spirits at a party. After a tactical blackout for two and a half hours he got up and other guests who arrived at the party thought he was sober.
by DarkFalcon September 15, 2013
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narcissistic blackout

A phase in a young woman's life when she gets so self absorbed that she becomes completely unreachable. All attempts to make contact with this person are in vain, for all approaches are assumed sexual advances and unworthy ones at that.
Has Lindsay answered her phone yet this week? She left her dog's ear medicine in my car and i think it's really important we get it to her .

That dog is as good as dead. Lindsay's been trapped in a narcissistic blackout ever since she decided to become a stripper
by jusss August 21, 2017
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Brayden blackhurst

Brayden is the type of guy that just wants to smash. He usually has brownish hair and brown eyes. Some people might say he's a fuck boy. He usually dates girls that are tall and have red hair. He can tend to date bitches sometimes... or more like most of the time. If you really want the real definition pretty much is a guy that will fuck anything that walks.
Damn look at that guy over there! He's fucking that weird guy john! That must be a Brayden blackhurst!
by Fuck_boiiiiii September 17, 2017
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