Shit Bloke

The harshest of accusations. Used to describe a bad friend or a friend who acts in an unacceptable manner.

"Man that Jakey D guy is a real shit bloke, he can't even make anyone tap."

by ThePeoples January 29, 2012

Bookey

British slang used to describe someone or something dodgy or in general a fucktard

Person 1: Why does Stormzy always say "Bookey?"
Person 2 : Coz the government is run by lizards

by unexpected dickthssss September 15, 2016

monkey broke-up

When you send a monkey to carry a break-up letter to a significant other, rather than break up with that person yourself.

"It's always awkward when someone shows up for a date after I monkey broke-up with them."

by dongo991 May 4, 2010

if it ain't broke, don't fix it

The old school version of predictive maintenance.

One of the quickest ways to break something is to fix it when it ain't broken.

by Downstrike December 14, 2004

boke a smowl

a spoonerism for 'smoke a bowl' when there's non-stoners/narcs listening.
the weederism version is 'bowl a smoke'
yes, you can combine the two: 'smowl a boke' if, like, your parents are in the room

joe: anyone wanna boke a smole?
jake: duh, do stoners shit in the woods?

by kahda July 20, 2004

bloke

man, guy

by VAKI5 August 17, 2003

Coke Broke

To spend all ones money on cocaine.

I'm so coke broke I cant afford to eat.

by Ozie May 25, 2006