Bookey Share definition Flag British slang used to describe someone or something dodgy or in general a fucktard Person 1: Why does Stormzy always say "Bookey?" Person 2 : Coz the government is run by lizards Bookey by unexpected dickthssss September 15, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Bookey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch