birched

The act of getting completely annihilated through drugs and alchohol.

Joe - "Hey Dan, what are you doin tonight?"
Dan - "Getting fuckin birched what do you think?!"

by bartholemue gustoffison April 12, 2010

boyfriend bitcher

The overly annoying friend who becomes pissed off whenever your significant other is present, and for no apparent reason. The boyfriend bitcher is friends with both people in the relationship, however, is not a big fan of the relationship itself, and makes it known to both parties in obnoxious and bitchy ways.

Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Kathy, those new shoes are so blah blah blah, you're such a good friend, blah blah blah"

(significant other approaches)

Bitcher - (rolls eyes) oh. whatever

Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Steve, i love being your friend blah blah blah"

(Kathy approaches)

Bitcher - (rolls eyes) I can't deal with you two.

by Aunt Kathy August 15, 2010

Bitcherita

A alcoholic beverage crafted by a Texan consisting of half a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade, a slice of lime, a splash of tonic water, and a shot of tequila. The name derives from the common opinion that Mike's Hard Lemonade is a 'bitches' drink.

It may not be a man's drink, but give me one of those bitcheritas!

by Mark C English September 29, 2010

bitcher fucker

A guy\girl that betrays their gender for an increased chance at hooking up with the other gender.

John is such a bitcher fucker. He told Britteny that I listen to nickleback.

by TheJewish Hitler June 11, 2017

BITCHER

THIS CONTROVERSIAL WORD WAS USED via email by SIU system current president RANDY DUNN, meaning: an individual or group of people who like to complain about the distribution of State Appropriation funds.

Is simply to shut up the bitchers from Carbondale who are saying loudly we shouldn't even be doing the $5.125M at this time.

by randydunn June 7, 2018

after-birther

A birther who, even after the release of Pres. Obama's "long form" birth certificate still doesn't believe he was born in the united states.

That wing-nut is an after-birther. He has seen Obama's long form certificate but still doesn't believe it.

by m00ndog May 20, 2011

anti-birther

a contraceptive pill.

She takes anti-birthers on a regular basis.

by uttam maharjan November 16, 2011