Zach, Bill!
by Zach is thicc May 1, 2019
Get the Billmug. Bill, a crotchety old fuck that usually yells at kids and strangers to get off his lawn. All his neighbors hate him and stand at their property lines and talk shit and look over their shoulders. He eats monkey poop all day long and takes pride in his lawn.
Neighbor: hey get all of that snow off my lawn.
Bill : fuck you don’t ever come on my lawn you old fuck punk chester.
Bill : fuck you don’t ever come on my lawn you old fuck punk chester.
by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020
Get the billmug. Shorter and less cool than a true Billy. Skinny, white, and stares awkwardly with lizard eyes. Wears trendy shoes to prevent toes from sticking. May have breath control problems.
by Smegistus November 8, 2019
Get the Billmug. Bill is a skinny person who eats carrots and lettuce, he doesn't sin, he has a Christianity hotline and he stunts with Gucci but be careful he eats cats and turtles and he rages until he passes out. He does tik tok and u have to call him daddy
by 25%nword/BaYbAe February 19, 2019
Get the Billmug. That charming, smooth talking gentle guy all of the girls chase, but you is only interested in a serious relationship with an intellectual, measured, adult woman. Usually the best half of a power couple.
Bille is the man.
by Hams al daar September 27, 2020
Get the Billemug. 
'to bill' means to catch a fish, take off your boot, then proceed to take your boot and put the fish inside. After the fish is in your boot you pull down your pants and fuck the live fish until your penis ends up killing the fish from suffocation, internal bleeding, and heart failure. Not really a common word but used when fishing by yourself and sexually frustrated.
"my girlfriend and I have dated for six months and still hasn't let me fuck, I might go bill a fish later tonight."
- i've been billing since I was a little 10, just bill it
- i've been billing since I was a little 10, just bill it
by cousinfucker October 22, 2019
Get the Bill itmug.