A very ugly man, usually with a very small penis, which doesn't matter anyway because he's asexual. Has a great love for all things theoretical, physics and theoretical physics. Likes to drink (coffee) alone while playing with his coffee maker and never attends social gatherings. Very loyal to his $400 pen which he may possibly have a sexual attraction to(unconfirmed). A man who will protect his virginity by any means by rejecting all forms of human contact.
Man, did you see that guy solve that physics question in 30 seconds? He's a BALLARD YO!
That man is antisocial as BALLARD man!
Some bastard that looked like a Ballard tried talking to me and I just had to beat the shit out of him.
That man is antisocial as BALLARD man!
Some bastard that looked like a Ballard tried talking to me and I just had to beat the shit out of him.
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