blork

a term "created" by the character guido carosella (AKA 'strong guy') from the Marvel comic book X-factor in the 1990s. It denotes a self-absorbed person that is ignorant of the world around him but is not a "stupid-head."

"guido, is that guy a blork?"
"him? nah, he's a stupid-head, blorks are much more self-absorbed. remind me to hit him later."

by claw27 September 17, 2005

blorky

Crud from the back of your throat.

I just horked up a blorky!

by Pill Gates August 12, 2004

Bjorked Up

This is the result of somebody being way beyond shit-hammered drunk and starts speaking incoherrently or about things that dont make any sense.

"Dude, did you see Chad last night, bruh? The dude was crazy drunk talking to the walls about the financial crisis in Mongolia, bruh"

"Yeah I know, bruh, he was totally Bjorked up"

by I Am Monkey May 25, 2009

blork

A nonresponse to a rhetorical question, statement; an exclamation of fruitlessness.

Him: Hey, girl, whatchu doin'
Me: Blork

by ellebeejay October 3, 2018

borketty

extremely borked
borked beyond recognition

the new facebook is borketty

by pecabo March 29, 2009

borkiness

To be borked, broken, damaged or faulty

My internet connection's borkiness is playing havoc with my work load

by Girlbug December 30, 2010

blorker

A dog that's barking in his sleep.

"My dog is such a blorker because she barks in her sleep like an idiot all night long."

by Chase in San Antonio February 2, 2014