bedtime

verb-A couple's favorite part of the honeymoon

Fred: How was the honeymoon?
Ted: Good, we had a lot of bedtime ;)

by Dah Boss February 3, 2010

bored-beating

When you beat off out of pure boredom, a lot of times you're not even horny, you're just so bored you find yourself beating off to pass time.

(Man Thinking).... Wow I'm so bored.... What could I do?...
(Man looks down) Oh! Now I know what to do, I'll beat off and find something to do after. That's bored-beating.

by John & Justin M. January 22, 2011

Beatin It

Every males favorite hobby.

Gah! Noah needs a girlfriend! He is always beatin it! He is gonna get chafed!

by Kum-Twat October 2, 2013

Beating my meat

This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.

*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*

Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*

by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018

beating the dead horse

Coming from many game forum boards, beating the Dead horse is a term used to describe a topic that has been debated/discussed to death.

FFXIGamer1: WHICH JOB IS BEtTER, pld or nINja??!?

FFXIGamer2: Stop beating the f*cking dead horse....

by Rellinger April 6, 2005

Bertil

cool guy, big dick

big dick? must be Bertil

by cool bertil May 25, 2020

bergie

South African slang term for homeless person, hobo, etc.
Commonly found in cities, pushing a stolen shopping cart/trolley filled with the day's scavenged goods, and more often than not quite drunk, followed by a mutt ("pavement special" dog)....

Stuart: Mom! There's a bergie going through the trash again!!
Mom: Oh dear! All these homeless people are just a result of the government's failed attempts to balance the social and economic inequalities which are so evident in the society we live in today, coupled with the damage created by the apartheid era.
Stuart: Huh?!!!

Bergie: Lady, do you have some spare change?
Edna: What? Get a job hobo!
Mabel: Oh Edna! Don't be so inconsiderate. Here you go mister, a nice sandwich for you.
Bergie: Thanks lady. Wait a sec....what's this? A liver polony sandwich!!! Screw you old girl!!!
Mabel: Well I never! Ungrateful hobo!
Edna: Uh-huh.....

by Serpent Tongue September 1, 2006