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When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).
Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.
by Ortsac and Punum July 8, 2009
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St. Bernards High School

A school with the biggest hardos you'll ever meet. Fake preppy kids steal cookies at lunch even though they throw fifties around at parties. There are like 3 people in the whole school who can actually throw a half decent party. People here throw more shade than ray bans. The water in bathrooms is probably poisonous. There are zero black teachers. Our sports teams are almost as trash as the school building. The meatball subs are soggier than wet cheeseballs with blanch sauce.
Guy 1: You go to St. Bernards High School?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: Accurate.
by 69$$ March 20, 2017
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saint bernard prep

It’s a place of a bunch of suck ups they are mostly fuckers and they are just annoying they are like if your not perfect you don’t fucking fit in it is a catholic fucking boarding school in Alabama cullman and I think you shouldn’t ever go there or definitely board there just being honest
by Rip9/11forever February 18, 2019
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Brenden Bernard

A man who was killed lethally on December 10,2020 for a crime he committed in 1999 and it was voted to not lethally inject him when he was sentenced but the TRASH government in the United States did it anyways
by Ladybug6 December 11, 2020
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Bernard

bernard is a GOD
oh bernard? yea he’s a god
by manjit770 November 21, 2021
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BERNARD

THIS GUY IS THE BLACKEST MAN ON EARTH .

HE IS SO APE AT FOOTBALL

NO ACCURACY, AIM OR POWER .
BERNARD IS SICK AT FOOTBALL
by KSJFKDNSM February 11, 2019
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St. Bernard

Some variation of cock piercing. Distant memory of its use--origins uncertain.
Ouch! Convalescing from the St. Bernard mutilation.
by Logos2001 May 12, 2025
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