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Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard

When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).
Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.
by Ortsac and Punum July 8, 2009
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St. Bernards High School

A school with the biggest hardos you'll ever meet. Fake preppy kids steal cookies at lunch even though they throw fifties around at parties. There are like 3 people in the whole school who can actually throw a half decent party. People here throw more shade than ray bans. The water in bathrooms is probably poisonous. There are zero black teachers. Our sports teams are almost as trash as the school building. The meatball subs are soggier than wet cheeseballs with blanch sauce.
Guy 1: You go to St. Bernards High School?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: Accurate.
by 69$$ March 20, 2017
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Jean Bernard

A typical name for a handsome, strong, and kind man. One protects those whom he holds dear until the edge of the Earth. A Jean-Bernard is gentle, but firm. Not the type of person you want to be enemies with.
My boss is such a Jean Bernard
by Artsetmeuse November 22, 2021
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Bernard

If the man's a Bernard, then the man's a hoe.
Wow, that guy is such a freaking Bernard. He sleeps with a different woman every night!
by Cherble October 12, 2022
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Bernard

Without the saint. A rum, unkindly type.
A real Bernard, he put all his rounds of drinks on my tab.
by Oafelia September 27, 2025
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Bernard

Man with a massive cock and pulls uncountable amount of women and fucks them dry everyone knows it
Fuck sake bernard fucked my woman again
by Tommyquinn295 June 29, 2022
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Bernard

bernard is a GOD
oh bernard? yea he’s a god
by manjit770 November 21, 2021
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