Justin Beaber

Poop

I took a giant Justin Beaber today, it was so big it rippied my ass open!

by Expert on Faygs August 13, 2014

Bage

A term used when referring to something that is gar-bage. It can be used as a noun or verb and can describe almost anything.

Noun: Nah bro, that’s straight bage.

Verb: Wow! He’s baging so hard right now.

by Hambone Smoochie Johnson December 14, 2020

anus bagel

The sexual act of sticking a hot metal rod (curling iron, heated pipe, etc) into someone's anus, thus toasting the inside of their anus.

Upon removing said hot metal, their anus will look like a toasted bagel.

Hence the term, Anus Bagel.

"When Deev wouldn't sing with us, we threatened him with an anus bagel"
Toasty Anus
Anus

by Spectre-Atlas December 14, 2015

Acid Bagel

The web of lies created when a girl messes around with more than one man.

person one: "dude that whore has no conscience. She's been fucking Travis AND Lenny and they don't even know it!"
person two: "yeah she got herself into a real acid bagel."

by Mr. Tinker April 29, 2010

bageeves

A synonym for the ever-popular pseudo-deity "bajesus", son of "bamary" and "bajoseph" of "babethlehem". The natural habitat of the bageeves is inside of a person who frightens easily.

John scared the bageeves out of that little kid and made him cry.

by better than me? March 30, 2009

bagel in the bush

When a hairy female decides to be aggressive and wear a strap on, so she can fuck a boy/girl in their anus. This is called bagel in the bush because the anus is the bagel and the hairy vagina.... well is the bush.

dude1: Why are you walking like that bro?
dude2: out of nowhere lexi decided to bagel in the bush me last night!
dude1: Yo, I get it. Sara did that to me last week, I couldn't walk for 3 days.

by sparroww October 1, 2011

Bagel And A Fuck

A social interaction which does not qualify as a hook up, nor as an actual date .

Sal "Hey Katy want to meet up for a drink later?"

Katy " sorry I'm meeting some random for a bagel and a fuck".

by DeliaDL April 17, 2017