BateBait

Sketchy, usually misleading, inaccurate or infected pornography pop-up advertisement that exists to tempt the masturbator into clicking on it. It is essentially a virus using pornography as a bait.

I am always tempted to click on batebait while masturbating, however, I find myself more attracted to the video I am watching than to the batebait. I am also aware of the consequences of clicking on batebait.

by John The Savage February 26, 2015

Batesyed

When a picture has been edited to include a big dildo.

Dunney reposted and now his profile pic has been batesyed.

by Ed171 March 23, 2017

batest

Batest is a combined mix of the words best and greatest.

Best + grATEST = BATEST

Did you know that i love you and you're the batest person ever?!

by RPL09 February 19, 2019

Batery

An annoying person with a HEAP of energy and is constantly getting under your skin. They have no life or braincells and follow you around CONSTANTLY!!!!!!!!! However, they also love helping people and will quickly become a very close friend of yours. WARNING: do not trust them with anything they deem as unimportant!!

Human: OMG stop being such a batery!
Batery: I'm still ur friend tho rite??
Human: Yes.

by Bobby the sexy turtle and co. May 30, 2021

kai bates

A kai bates is an amazing, kind, loveable boy. They are always there for you when you and they never break a promise. Kai's are usually popular. They don't cheat and they are very loyal. Kai's don't normally choose the right girls for themselves. They are very sexy and hot. If you get a kai then hold on to him...he's a keeper! ;)

OMG did you see Kai Bates
Yeah OMG he's so popular and hot
His girlfriends so lucky
Yeah he's a keeper ;)

by Imma stay anon ;) September 28, 2013

booby trap bate

Masturbating in a room (most commonly the bathroom) with the door left unlocked in the hopes that someone will walk in on you and catch you jerking off. Similar to but not to be confused with maid bating.

When my mother-in-law is visiting, I like to have a booby trap bate in the guest bathroom. I would love to see the look on her face when she see's my throbbing hard-on!

by g.spell_omega April 29, 2015

jail bate

a deceivingly hot girl who is underage and not available for sex. if you tried to have sex with her it would send you to jail.

guy 1-"Damn man look at that girl, shes fucking mad hot."
guy 2-"Dude dont think about it, shes jail bate."

by Kev Nice March 20, 2006