Loon-bathing

The act of planking over a full bathtub and repeated plunging your erect penis into the water until you cum.

Noah Stone likes loon-bathing every night because he gets no pussy.

by D_2E March 6, 2018

Pussy Bathing

another name for the baths that has a shower above it, the phrase made by chap

I don't shower in small baths that has a shower above it that's " pussy bathing"

by RIPii August 4, 2019

not bathing

a irvin is an example of not bathing

not bathing is the definition of an irvin

by Dont bathe then December 4, 2020

Ceremonial Bathing Ritual

A ceremonial bathing ritual, usually across Norse and Wiccan communities, is something where a bride and groom to be, won’t partake in showering for up to 3 weeks prior to the wedding. The evening before a big ceremony, the couple will wash all Sins and impure thoughts and things from each other. This being the ritual held in pitch black, with only a single candle across the room.

“Me and my husband performed a ceremonial bathing ritual last night”

by HigherPowerWiccan March 30, 2022

People-bathing

Going out and socializing with other people, typically used for people who can't go outside without being noticed as a popular figure.

I was people-bathing in a Chili's, and a lot of fans ended up forming a line to talk with me.

by Biscuitimus December 5, 2025

Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs

(v.)

Synonym for suicide.

Person 1: I think I'm gonna Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs.
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die

by Dinkywink June 17, 2021